THE GREAT WHITE BEAR

In the most blatant bit of nepotism since Jack and Bobby, George W. Bush announced he is nominating Condileeza Rice to replace Colon Powell as Secretary of State. As you probably recall, it was last year, in the MOTHER of all Freudian slips, the 50 year old spinster referred to the president as her husband. Apparently Bush has decided to keep the foreign policy apparatus in the family!