Thursday, June 23, 2005
THE TEACHINGS OF REPUBLICAN JESUS
JESUS' GENERAL may be the funniest political blog around! The following teachings of Republican Jesus are from t-shirts available at THE GENERAL'S STORE.
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle now that we have given Halliburton that multi billion dollar needle enlargement contract"
"Sometimes you can't love your neighbor until you've applied 10,000 volts to his testicles"
"Blessed are those who write memos turning war crimes into acts of bold, resolute leadership, for they are tomorrows judges and cabinet members"
"I hate it when my favorite Fox tv show, THE WORLDS BLOODIEST SMITINGS, is desecrated by a dirty word"
"The leper said "heal me lord", but he was a sodomite so I pulled his nose off and kicked him right in the gonads"
"Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless it is to sell a war or destroy a former employee"
Now cooking at THE CHURCH POTLUCK: Beer Butt Turkey
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle now that we have given Halliburton that multi billion dollar needle enlargement contract"
"Sometimes you can't love your neighbor until you've applied 10,000 volts to his testicles"
"Blessed are those who write memos turning war crimes into acts of bold, resolute leadership, for they are tomorrows judges and cabinet members"
"I hate it when my favorite Fox tv show, THE WORLDS BLOODIEST SMITINGS, is desecrated by a dirty word"
"The leper said "heal me lord", but he was a sodomite so I pulled his nose off and kicked him right in the gonads"
"Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless it is to sell a war or destroy a former employee"
Now cooking at THE CHURCH POTLUCK: Beer Butt Turkey
